"See? There's the Police! I told you to wear your seat belt!"

" Did you "or " did you not see that squirrel?"

I told you to turn right
. Now we need to go around the block. Wait don't turn down this road it is a one way. Now we are going to get lost again

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The Tables are Turned - "Here we are at your doctor's office." "What?! - You said we were just taking a drive!"

You see that? A cat driving a car...crazy.

I follow my senses....the likes of which you'll never know. You need a map !

wow, did you see that guy driving that car

"No, it's a LAND Rover....oh. never mind."

"Slow down "Patches" its a slippery road ahead"!~

Good taste, my boy. And the owner walking that cute poodle is pretty attractive too.

Steady - Yes I saw the Oscar Meyer Wiener Mobile, but you just take it easy we can stop.

Keep driving. there's gotta be a fire hydrant up ahead somewhere!

I told you that the Subarus are "Dog Tested, Dog Approved."

See that red octagon sign up ahead? That means STOP! Stay …. STAY! Good boy! Now, who’s a good dog?

You're tailgating again!

"Of course, it was red. Whoever heard of a grey stoplight?"

Someone must have slipped me a mickey, because i know my designated driver can't be a dog!

"You were doing it all wrong,bub! It's circle,circle,circle and then stop and lay down! I'll show ya, here we go...".

"No, 20 does not equal 140 dog miles per hour."

I know you said I shouldn't talk on my cell or text while driving but I didn't expect this!!

"...This is why you shouldn't drive with your head out the window."

If you say recalculating 1 more time, I will turn this car around and go home

Act cool act cool

That's the 3rd cat you have narrowly missed! I am beginning to think you are trying to hit them on purpose.

Just remember - if you get pulled over for not having a license, you won't talk your way out of it.

"I thought you enjoyed chasing cars?"

Who taught you how to drive? Toonces?

I figured you were bored with our usual walk around the block.

Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

So that's why the chicken crossed the road.

Thanks for coming to get me, way too many drinks....You really are my best friend.

Put it in neuter...oops, I mean neutral.

I see you forgot to wear your dog license, did you forget your drivers license too.

I have no clue where the nearest Dog and Suds is

Thanks for pickIng me up. I had a ruff day.

are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet? are we there yet?

your paws should really be at 3:00 and 9:00.

OK, so you have slow left lane driving down great. Now all we have to do is teach you how to parallel park and you're off to see Jesse White.

"my gay dog is driving my car!?!?"

I say "come" when your in the back yard and you just sit there, but mom says come and you respond like this?

"did you just try to defecate on my face?" - man to dog

Relax, They aren"t following to close, they just want to sniff!

" Yes, she IS hot....but I don't think the officer found being called 'The Complete Bitch' to be complimentary in humanspeak."

" I said SHIFT - with a "F"! Now just look what you've done to my seatcovers!"

" Well that's unfortunate - it looks like Spot's driving instructor picked an inopportune time to use the word 'rollover', eh?"

Hey wait a minute, is this payback for me tricking you to the Vet?

"You looked so much better at the bar last night"

Am I dreaming or is a cat driving the car next to us?

You're safer with me driving -- I don't have thumbs, so I can't text and drive.
shazamsondra@gmail.com

just left a punchline, thx

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What taking the dog out for a walk will look like in 2023.

Remember what I taught you, seatbelt on and hold the wheel at 10 and 2.

Let's see how this goes, though I can't imagine it could be any worse than having a woman behind the wheel!

It's called roadkill don't worry about it.

to Rick Anderson -
So far, you've won if my vote means anything. Sondra

No, this is not what a K-9 patrol look like.

Really! You don't get mad when someone calls your mother a bitch?

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How do you think you are going to reach the brakes?

Some chickens make it across.