Since we're telling family stories... you guys know that painting, with the dogs playing poker? Well, my uncle was the third dog from the left. True story! He had to sit and stay for hours...

New haircut, Bob?

Whats with the expired jersey mike's coupon below?

I'd like to welcome to our table one of the stars of Men in Black.

Well Toby, the last time we let you have coffee you peed on the rug

So Steve, did you divorce that bitch of a wife yet?

Is anyone else having a Puppy Bowl party this weekend? No Pugsy, we're talking about watching the Super Bowl this weekend, not Animal Planet.

red coffee cups are for humans only. There is a coffe dog dish on the floor for you.

Ladies and gentlmen .Please congratulate are Newest Ceo ..Pug.

Everybody hates john roberts

"Can we take a break - I need to use the hydrant."

No this isnt blackface, I have vitiligo.

What's the matter Joe, did your mom feed you puppy chow when you were a kid?

I deleted Sister Elenita's caption. Funny but inappropriate.

So apparently, I'm the only one dog enough to wear pink!

"What is the difference between a dog and a fox?" "About 5 drinks."

Someone forgot to shave this morning.

"I'm not sure it's much of an uimprovement... Over the Deer in the Headlights look we usually get after asking what he's working on."

Great... another relative of the owner on our board.
I'm so sick of these Chicago Style appointments.

"And you award raises, but once again you forget to include me - I'm the guy who you throw all the curves to, but I still manage to fetch you back signed contracts! Sure, the 'Attaboy's are nice, but I'm not going to just roll over this year - I not asking for a lot; but couldn't you at least toss me a bone?"

"Welcome to Coffee with the Mayor. I would like to introduce Pug who is here today to discuss Lisle's "puppy mill" and why puppy mills are bad." - Lisle Mayor Joe Broda.

"Whof. I used to be a breeding dog, living in a small wire cage with no human companionship, toys, or comfort, and little hope of ever getting out. But I was recused. Please help rescue the rest of the animals, Mr Mayor!" - Pug.

Really, If the pink shirt is the only thing that bothers you, we will get along great.

This morning fellas, we welcome President Barack Obama....

Boy Charlie you sure look Dog Tired today

Hey, who let the "Lisle Watchdog" into our regular illegal closed session meeting of the Lisle Board of Trustees?!"

I'm tired of being treated like a human, I don't drink from a cup!

Looks like someone needs a Snickers Bar!

Hi. My name is Rover and I am an addict. I like smelling butts...

Michelle what a difference you look like w/o make up after the inauguration. It must be the new bangs! Woof!

Another day... another collar...

We heard u can sniff out coke.

What? No coffee for the dog?

So I get me latte and I'm headed back to the office and I pass the Doofenshmirtz building...

And I thought I had a big nose.....

"You're such a dogist, I think I'll sue..!"

ruff ruff, ruff ruff woof woof ruff!!!!

Tommy o ! I'm loving it! Lol

I don't care if your bark is worse than your bite; you must find a better way to disagree.

Soooooooo. How bout that Michael Vick guy?

This "human" thing just wasnt working out for me. This way i can scratch in public...and not be judged

sorry mister jury foreman, but i'm not voting guilty - that's what hydrants are made for..

What are you looking at guys, it's a dog eat dog world out there? By the way, did you happen to notice the legs on the new secretary, she is one hot French Poodle!

My wife is a plastic surgeon and she loves dogs

What are ya all looken at? It wasn't me.!

"Somebody's doggin' it this morning..."

There can only be one big dog at the table. Paws to think about it.

I heard business was a dog eat dog world.

Ruff night?

I knew Al Jolson. You are no Al Jolson!

Looks more like an Ewok to me.

February 1, 2013, 3:00pm Immediately after I rang the bell all the subjects sat completely silent and still, eyes fixed on me, and I could see the beginnings of drool forming on the edges of their mouths........

Pink is a power color for business dress.

Another sign the company is going to the dogs.

"But this is my Kathy Griffin impression..."

We're out of coffee

I'm so ugly I'm cute.