It's too bad Shorewood's greatness can't be bottled and shared with other, less great towns.
Some scientist or doctor should figure out a way to do this, to maybe develop a Shorewood serum that can be injected into other towns, like a steroid or a vaccine.
We can always hope.
In the meantime let's take a look at the wonder of Shorewood with another SHOREWOOD REWIND:
Save the robots
A British robot lady read the true crime sensation Fatal Vows: The Tragic Wives of Sergeant Drew Peterson, by all-around great guy Joe Hosey.
Dave Wilson really liked The Raven.
A distraught Shorewood woman has put up a $2,000 reward for the return of her missing cat, Casper.