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Add the Punchline to Our Lovie Smith and Santa Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized proof.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Hayley B, who provided the winning punchline to 

I'm tired of always doing all the work and this guy getting the credit ... NOT THIS TIME!

Joshua manchester December 22, 2011 at 04:08 PM
"It's slower with them staring at me. Look, could you tell them I'm about halfway finished? "
Brian December 22, 2011 at 04:33 PM
Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you quarterback my Bears Christmas night?
Ray December 22, 2011 at 06:13 PM
I just want a big tube of Preparation H, to get rid of my festering Cumbers.
jaskie1505 December 22, 2011 at 06:14 PM
@Ray....best line of the day so far LOL
Francine Amalfi December 31, 2012 at 07:45 PM
We all won with the firing of Coach "Lovely" as former Bear Mango McMichael calls him! He NY Jets Coach Rex Ryan should be "booted" too or is that his wife's job? At least Lovie is gone. Hopefully he and Rex his favorite quarterback Grossman not Ryan can retire on some ranch and talk about their 2006 season when they failed but think they did good.

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