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If you've got wit, add your caption to Patch's weekly comic challenge and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your southwest suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Ellis Maldonado, who provided the winning punchline to :

See, Lois ... you CAN teach an old Doug new tricks!

Jim Shepherd June 15, 2012 at 03:03 AM
Don't just sit there. Help. Look what this contraption is doing to my hair.
Kristi Ziegler June 15, 2012 at 07:00 PM
If you both fart at the same time, the gravitational pull will disengage!
Jordan G. June 15, 2012 at 07:24 PM
My prayers have been answered!!!
charlies angel June 17, 2012 at 01:35 AM
Close encounters of the big behind
charlies angel June 17, 2012 at 01:52 AM
Meet George jetson-his boy elroy-by the looks of that booty id say that's Jane his wife!

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