Harry Potter and the Rogues Gallery of Winners

A couple days ago, we here at the Shorewood Patch heard there was another one of those Harry Potter movies out in the theaters.

Now, we know we're pretty late to the game when it comes to all this Harry Potter stuff. But we have good reasons for it.

For one thing, there's no movie theater in Shorewood. That's right, not one single cinema.

Somebody like yourself, if you yourself do not live in Shorewood, might think that's a drawback to living there. You can go ahead and think that, but you would be wrong. Very wrong.

You see, we don't need a movie theater in Shorewood. And that's because we have better, more productive, more fun, and just generally BETTER things to do with our time than to watch Harry Potter movies. Or any movies, for that matter.

We have a lot going on here in Shorewood, and that doesn't leave us much time for sitting in the dark and eating popcorn and watching movies about English kids doing magic on each other, or whatever it is they do.

But that doesn't stop us from being hip to what the youth of today are enamored with at any particular moment. And that is why we are bringing you this very special Harry Potter Rogues Gallery.

To be honest, for as special as this Rogues Gallery may be, it really has nothing at all to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that all the guys in it are wearing glasses. And Harry Potter wears glasses.

At least we think he does. Like we said, we're not into that whole scene.

But for those of you who are, and for those of you who are into our scene here at the Shorewood Patch, we hope you enjoy this latest Rogues Gallery. We like to think it's a little magical, and not in that creepy Siegfried and Roy kind of way either.