Crime & Safety

He's Back! Jesus Rogues Gallery

We had this one rise again in honor of Easter.

A year ago we wondered what Jesus would have done (WJWHD) if Jesus had allegedly done something to get his picture in the Patch Rogues Gallery.

Well, we're still wondering. And it's Easter again. So let's take another look at some guys who may or may not bear a passing resemblance to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and who also happen to have been locked up in the Will County Adult Detention Facility.

If they hadn't been locked up in the Will County Adult Detention Facility, then we wouldn't have gotten their mugshots. And if we hadn't gotten their mugshots, then they wouldn't be in the Rogues Gallery. Because that's how it works.

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We're glad we had the chance to fill you in on that. And we hope you had a happy Easter yesterday.


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