Crime & Safety

Macho Mustache Men: Rogues Gallery

The Rogues Gallery is keeping it real this week with a celebration of the mustache.

A while back it was pointed out to the staff here at the Shorewood Patch that the mustache fell out of style some time ago.

That may be true, but the look is still embraced by certain segments of the population. Police officers, for example, seem to love it, as do Village People.

Strangely, as far as we can tell from this photo, the cowboy, the construction worker, the sailor and the biker all have mustaches, but the cop seems to be sporting a full beard. So much for art imitating life.

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At any rate, we here at the Shorewood Patch have identified yet another group besides Police People and Village People who dig the mustache — Jail People.

There are a bunch of mustache men down at the Will County jail, but we figured we'd just show you a select few.

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None of these guys are from Shorewood, but that's only because it is extremely rare for someone from Shorewood to break the law. And on the off chance a Shorewood resident did pull something felonious, he would probably be smart enough to get away with it. That's just how it goes in Shorewood. It's a great place.

At any rate, even though there are no Shorewoodians in this Rogues Gallery, it's still a pretty compelling collection of photographs in its own right. At least we think so. And we hope you do too.


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