Crime & Safety

Rogues Gallery: I'm Going to Disney World!

Actually, I already went.

Like the headline says, I went to Disney World.

Everybody had a great time and we just got back.

I knew I was going to be gone for a week or so, and since everybody loves the Rogues Gallery so much, I wanted to make sure I had one ready to go so there wouldn't be a Monday without one.

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So here it is, a collection of mugshots from the Will County jail — which is the jail that Shorewood uses to lock people up on the rare occasions they find someone breaking the law within the limits of the fair village. As seldom as that happens, rest assured, it will certainly not be a Shorewoodian behind bars for committing some alleged crime.

No, when the Shorewood police find themselves having to arrest someone, it will invariably be some out-of-towner, some interloper, flaunting the rules of society. When will they learn to stay in their own rotten towns? Don't hold your breath.

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At any rate, in the meantime, here is the latest collection of photos from the Rogues Gallery. Enjoy.


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