Crime & Safety
Slack-jawed Rogues Gallery
These men and women must have forgotten to smile, or to close their mouths.
More than a couple times here at the Shorewood Patch Rogues Gallery, we've featured collections of smiling men and women. And once, we were even a little melancholy.
But this week, we're going with more relaxed look. So relaxed, that these men and women can't even seem to close their mouths.
And why should they? Who went and made you the mouth police? If they want to stand there gaping for their booking photos, that's their business.
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So back off, and enjoy this week's Shorewood Patch Rogues Gallery. It's jaw-dropping.
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