Crime & Safety

Team Spirit Rogues Gallery

These guys got to show off their teams' colors a little bit before they had to put on the county's uniform.

The photographers down at the Will County jail do an admirable job.

We couldn't bring you a Shorewood Patch Rogues Gallery each week without them. We know this.

But there's one thing we do wish they could change, and that's to give the scene some more context.

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See, the way they take the mugshots of the men and women on their way into the county jail, you get no concept of wardrobe. The photographers shoot so tight you can hardly tell what kind of shirt the subject is wearing.

Sure, you can figure out if the man or woman is wearing a tank top, or even if they're not wearing anything at all, but you get little else.

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Be that as it may, we were still able to find a few who looked like they're wearing different baseball and basketball jerseys. The two in the pinstripes might even both be Yankee fans, or possibly teammates on the same softball team. We like to think that they're Yankee fans.

And the guy in the black, orange and blue is clearly wearing one of those retro Knicks jerseys the stores were carrying about 10 years ago. This guy is our favorite. We just hope he's wearing a Sprewell and not a Houston, or else he's not our favorite anymore.


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