Sunday, July 22, 2012
You got to be tough to make it in Joliet.
Joliet is the City of Champions. And Champions have to be tough. It is also the City of Stone, and the City of Steel, and sometimes the City of both Stone and Steel. And we don't have to tell you how tough stone and steel are. After all, rocks are made of stone and scissors of steel, and those are definitely the two toughest options in rock-paper-scissors. We know the paper supposedly beats the rock by covering it. But that doesn't really make much sense. The rock would just tear through the paper and win. At least if it was a Joliet rock made of Joliet limestone. Nothing can beat that. And nothing can beat Joliet. Now, you might think some the guys in these mugshots look a little worse-for-wear. But for one thing, it's not easy to look …
Sunday, July 15, 2012
This is one sexy Rogues Gallery.
Joliet is a sexy kind of town. So why shouldn't it have a sexy kind of jail? Apparently it does. At least judging from this collection of topless men and women who were recently booked into custody. Sexy! Well, we think they're topless. As far as we can see they're not wearing tops of any kind. Not that you can really tell. These sexy mugshots cut off pretty high. At any rate, we're going to leave it up to you. And your imagination. Enjoy.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
Because every day is a nice day when you're in Joliet.
It's hard not to smile when you're in a place as great as Joliet. Even if you're stuck in the Will County jail, the frowns are inevitably upside down. Don't believe us? Well, here's proof. Check it out and then come visit us here in J-town, the happiest place on earth.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Neck tattoo or face tattoo—you make the call!
So you're at the tattoo parlor and you have to make a decision: Do I go with the neck tattoo or do I get it put on my face? It's a question of taste—the subtle neck tattoo creeping up from the collar of one's shirt, or the bold forehead or face tattoo screaming to the world, "I'm a winner!" So what do you choose? Let us know in the comments. And if you can't make up your mind, you can always go with both.
Sunday, June 17, 2012
Donald Trump isn't going to be messing around with this contest.
We saw in the news how Donald Trump is suing some woman who says his beauty contest is fixed. That's really a shame. What's the world coming to when the integrity of a beauty contest is openly questioned? Well, no one can impugn this first ever Miss Will County jail. This contest is completely on the level. And why shouldn't it be? There's nothing at stake, and the contestants probably don't even know they're involved. But whatever. Tell us in the comments who your favorite is, and we will crown her Miss Will County jail.
Monday, May 7, 2012
It looks like these guys had a hard time somewhere along the line.
We're not saying whether these guys did anything wrong or not — who are we to judge? — but it looks like they've already been punished to some extent by somebody. Like we said, we're not judging anyone. But we would like to point out that none of these people are from Shorewood. You know. Just saying.
Monday, April 30, 2012
All these guys have mustaches.
We don't know what possesses a man (or woman) to cultivate a patch of hair between his (or her) lip and nose. Is it to compensate for a real or imagined shortcoming? Is it a bid to convey masculinity or authority? Is it because the mustache man thinks no woman can resist a tuft of facial hair right above the mouth? We have no idea. Maybe you should ask one of these guys.
Monday, April 23, 2012
It's always time for tank tops in the county jail.
Butterflies, baseball, flowers, robins, tank tops. They're all sure signs of spring. Except for at the Will County jail, where the tank top is always in style. But just because it's a regular, reliable fixture of fashion doesn't mean it shouldn't be celebrated. So let's do that celebrating right now with this week's spring-time tank top Rogues Gallery.
Monday, April 16, 2012
We don't know why these guys are smiling. Maybe they're happy because it's spring. Maybe they know they won't have to be in jail very long. Maybe someone offered to take them on a tour of Shorewood. Like we said, we don't know. But hey, they're smiling. And we're glad they're happy.
Monday, April 9, 2012
We had this one rise again in honor of Easter.
A year ago we wondered what Jesus would have done (WJWHD) if Jesus had allegedly done something to get his picture in the Shorewood Patch Rogues Gallery. Well, we're still wondering. And it's Easter again. So let's take another look at some guys who may or may not bear a passing resemblance to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, and who also happen to have been locked up in the Will County Adult Detention Facility. If they hadn't been locked up in the Will County Adult Detention Facility, then we wouldn't have gotten their mugshots. And if we hadn't gotten their mugshots, then they wouldn't be in the Rogues Gallery. Because that's how it works. We're glad we had the chance to fill you in on that. And we hope you had a happy Easter yesterday.